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10:00 p.m. - March 11, 2008 Hither is the yellow line to Chinatown, and yon is the red line to wherever I need to go. Basically, because that�s the way it goes. So, I got to hear a song that I have known forever and a day. But I never really owned it, so I never took stock of it until recently. And, well, I was shocked, amazed, stunned, etc. This tune is a classic rock staple. Anyone growing up in the Midwest or South, or heck, anywhere where classic rock or southern rock was the staple on the radio knows it. Here�s the chorus. You know it! Heard it in a love song Now, I have seen plenty of women folk (and others) bellowing out that chorus, and some get lovey dovey with their significant others during the bellowing of said chourses. And on first blush, it seems appropriate, if you just deal with the chorus. Because love songs, �cain�t be wrong�! (To say it like the Marshall Tucker Band sings it�) Yet, when examining the lyrics of the verses, well, then there�s a disconnect. Verse One: I ain't never been with a woman long enough for my boots to get old Um, so that�s love? Wait. What? You�re like the best chick in the world for me, but dang it, I gots to move on, mainly BECAUSE of that (as I imply this). Um, how is this in a LOVE song, anyway?
I'm the kind of man who likes to get away Oh, that�s nice. Just peachy dude. Just avoid confronting your feelings and take the chickenshit way out of it, and just leave. You�ve done your business, and now yer going. Heck she�s probably done things for you that she never thought of doing before, and you�re just leaving? You give dudes a bad name. But then, there�s Verse Three: I'm gonna be leavin' at the break of dawn You sir, are a cad, a phony, a charlatan, a libertine. Yeesh. Are you even going to call? Text? Email? Smoke signal? This, my friends, is a weak, spineless man. Confront your fears, dude. That�s the only way to mental health. But there�s a Verse Four, for some God-forsaken reason: I never had a damn thing, but what I had I had to leave it behind Dude, THIS COULD BE THE ONE! But you�re moving on? What will you do? You know, jobs just don�t grow on trees. What were you doing? Sponging off of her? Dealing? Hustling? How can you just up and go without a severance? Do you at least have COBRA? C�mon dude, answers! So, the next time some drunken chicas are howling the chorus to this song, kick them in the shins and have them listen to the words. But make sure you sing along during the chours, because, well, that still kicks ass. CAIN�T BE WRONG!
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