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11:07 a.m. - December 29, 2006 Now seven lucky souls have won one, and soon I will post the contents (soon as in when I feel like it next week), but in case a Smed mix hasn�t tripped your trigger, then just wait. See what the critics have said about Smed�s Holiday Mix, 2006. (Note: Some of these have been�um�made up. See if you can guess which ones.)
�I�m going to lobby (it) as a replacement for Janis Joplin�s �Mercedes Benz� as my family�s official Christmas song. - Violet. ��mightily impressed�� - Stepford Tart. ��I tore open the package with reckless abandon�such was my excitement...� - Smash. �If I were to actually have a party at my house, this would definitely be one of the cds in the mix.� - Judith. �I loved it�HUGE THANKS!� � Dandy. �I can't wait to listen to them�MUUUUUAHHHH!� - Tiaris. �I let Paulina open the package�and she squealed "It's all CHRISTMAS songs!" and then she flipped it over and said "AND MORE!" - Mommylap. �Thanks again, hon, I appreciate the thought!!� - Workcrush (locked). �I want to (love) tracks 8-11�� � Designerchica. ��a super-cool holiday mix CD�� - The Empress Eve. �Good song choice�..now start groveling!!� - Moonfaeryy. ��not odd at all... sounds right up my alley� - danddteacher (locked). ��another masterpiece. Smed�is dynamite�� � Joel Siegel, Good Morning America ��a brilliant and dynamic�effort�another winner�� � Rex Reed, New York Observer ��.does it once again�how can he keep�.this up. Fantasic� � Robert Christgau, Village Voice ��hipster�cred is�.still there. Awesome�sound.� � Anthony DeCurtis, Rolling Stone ��if I wasn�t dead�I�d listen�to it�all the�time.� � Elvis Presley. �Smed�has earned his�.place here when he passes on�Bless him� - Ste. Cecilia ��what Cecilia said�or my name isn�t Arnulf�� � St. Arnulf of Soissons ��as the dean of rock critics down here�this made�the place shake and move. Lucifer himself�had to stop his daily damnations�to give it a listen�� � Lester Bangs. �I would have liked a cut by Slayer�but�tremendous nonetheless�� � Mitch Miller, Sing Along With Mitch. ��(drool)�� - Charles II of Spain. ��I�d become celibate�if I had to to get more�Smed CDs�� - Annie Cruz, Adult Film Actress. ��Yaaaaaaaa!� � Animal, The Muppet Show
�I�d go hetero for him�� - Mary Cheney, Daughter Of Idiot. �Now look�right there�see that�that�s what I�m talking about�leadership and poise�and BOOM! That�s just�tremendous�� - John Madden, Turducken Expert. �I need to book Smed�so I can fawn all over him and ask him his favorite word�I bet it�s mellifluous.� � James Lipton, Inside The Actor�s Studio �Duuuuude�� � Jeff Spicoli, Ridgemont High �I think this bit�has gone on too long�� � Lorne Michaels, Saturday Night Live.
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