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11:07 a.m. - December 29, 2006
The Experts Agree - You NEED A Mix CD!
You know, I’ve told you about how you too can win a double Holiday CD, free, gratis, from Smed by just posting on why you want / need / deserve / will kill for it.

Now seven lucky souls have won one, and soon I will post the contents (soon as in when I feel like it next week), but in case a Smed mix hasn’t tripped your trigger, then just wait.

See what the critics have said about Smed’s Holiday Mix, 2006.

(Note: Some of these have been…um…made up. See if you can guess which ones.)


“Ships, gosh darn, get off your ham and jam!” - Naked Barista (locked).

“I’m going to lobby (it) as a replacement for Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz” as my family’s official Christmas song. - Violet.

“…mightily impressed…” - Stepford Tart.

“…I tore open the package with reckless abandon…such was my excitement...” - Smash.

“If I were to actually have a party at my house, this would definitely be one of the cds in the mix.” - Judith.

“I loved it…HUGE THANKS!” – Dandy.

“I can't wait to listen to them…MUUUUUAHHHH!” - Tiaris.

“I let Paulina open the package…and she squealed "It's all CHRISTMAS songs!" and then she flipped it over and said "AND MORE!" - Mommylap.

“Thanks again, hon, I appreciate the thought!!” - Workcrush (locked).

“I want to (love) tracks 8-11…” – Designerchica.

“…a super-cool holiday mix CD…” - The Empress Eve.

“Good song choice…..now start groveling!!” - Moonfaeryy.

“…not odd at all... sounds right up my alley” - danddteacher (locked).

“…another masterpiece. Smed…is dynamite…” – Joel Siegel, Good Morning America

“…a brilliant and dynamic…effort…another winner…” – Rex Reed, New York Observer

“….does it once again…how can he keep….this up. Fantasic” – Robert Christgau, Village Voice

“…hipster…cred is….still there. Awesome…sound.” – Anthony DeCurtis, Rolling Stone

“…if I wasn’t dead…I’d listen…to it…all the…time.” – Elvis Presley.

“Smed…has earned his….place here when he passes on…Bless him” - Ste. Cecilia

“…what Cecilia said…or my name isn’t Arnulf…” – St. Arnulf of Soissons

“…as the dean of rock critics down here…this made…the place shake and move. Lucifer himself…had to stop his daily damnations…to give it a listen…” – Lester Bangs.

“I would have liked a cut by Slayer…but…tremendous nonetheless…” – Mitch Miller, Sing Along With Mitch.

“…(drool)…” - Charles II of Spain.

“…I’d become celibate…if I had to to get more…Smed CDs…” - Annie Cruz, Adult Film Actress.

“…Yaaaaaaaa!” – Animal, The Muppet Show

“Smed’s CDs…have allowed me to stop taking every case personally…I no longer want to punch…someone’s groin off” – Detective Stabler, Law & Order – SVU


“I’d go homo for him…” – Fred Phelps, Idiot.

“I’d go hetero for him…” - Mary Cheney, Daughter Of Idiot.

“Now look…right there…see that…that’s what I’m talking about…leadership and poise…and BOOM! That’s just…tremendous…” - John Madden, Turducken Expert.

“I need to book Smed…so I can fawn all over him and ask him his favorite word…I bet it’s mellifluous.” – James Lipton, Inside The Actor’s Studio

“Duuuuude…” – Jeff Spicoli, Ridgemont High

“I think this bit…has gone on too long…” – Lorne Michaels, Saturday Night Live.


See, there you go! How can you NOT ask for a Holiday Mix now? Do it today!

 

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