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1:34 p.m. - March 08, 2006 �Hello, *SmedIndy*� �Hi, dear, how is it going?� �Really? So what�s gone on today?� �Baby wipes? We just got some at Costco!� �That long of a list, huh? Well, tell me about it.� �Well, Kristin is just nine months old. She�s going to pick things up and throw them.� �Well, that�s just handy for her to get at sometimes.� �Yes, I know it�s hard to disinfect the cat.� �Well, spray Sundance with Lysol and wipe him with a bunch of baby wipes so he won�t stink so much!� �Oh, that�s why you�re out.� �I know that you have to move her into the pack in play in our bedroom so she won�t smell the cleaning materials. You want me to come home?� �Ok. So what else?� �Katie took the sidewalk chalk and did what?� �Oh, man. You know her whole room is basically white! The floor, the bed, the doors, all white.� �So it�s rather much white and red now. At least it�s erasable.� �Oh, so that�s where most of the baby wipes went. Hey, at least she was trying to help.� �Was it like a Jackson Pollack thing, or was she trying to draw things.� �Oh, well she may have a career.� �And on Butch too? He�s normally faster than that.� �So we have one cat that is covered with, uh, crap, and the other has red chalk all over him?� �Well, if they hide under the bed, that�s explainable.� �Oh, there�s more??� �Yes, I�m sorry I erased that episode on the TiVo. I thought you had watched it!� �Well, it�s been there for about a week. You know, Stabler gets all huffy and agitated. Munch blames the government. Olivia is a saint and empathizes too much with the victim, and Fin just talks street, yo.� �I�ll check with you next time. It�s not like it won�t be on USA soon.� �Oh, and yes I drank the rest of the wine last night after you went to bed.� �I didn�t think there was that much left.� �Well, it didn�t seem like that much.� �My breath was that bad this morning? Oof�� �Sorry, I�ll do a better job of brushing. I thought I did, twice.� �Yikes, maybe I did have a bit too much wine.� �Yeah, and I used the rest of the butter on the popcorn.� �You never said you were going to do baking today!� �Oh, no you didn�t.� �Oh�.yeah. I forgot. So wipes and butter. Anything else?� �Oh, and the computer�s running slow?� �Well, yeah, I�ve been downloading a few things, but just some songs.� �Well, uh�.� �Those go in the Temporary Folder, though.� �Oh, you probably need to clear that out.� �Oh, well, um, yeah, I did save one. Or two.� �Yeah, you can delete anything with those words in the title. Or her name.� �Uh, yes, hon, I still love you!� �No, I�m not comparing or wishing anything!� �Seriously!� �I don�t know how someone named Brandeee got your email address, either.� �Oh, I could have been on your account by accident.� �Sorry.� �Ok, anything else??� �Yes, I�m sure the couch will be lovely tonight as well.�
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